Wednesday, December 01, 2010

Clean-up in aisle 5...

A Florida man was arrested for wacking off in a Walmart, according to The Smoking Gun.

In case you needed another reason to avoid Walmart.

And he was doing it looking at a copy of the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue.

Granted, there's some majorly hot girls in that magazine, but jeez, it's really just a tiny step away from George Costanza doing it to Glamour.

Who knew people still j/o'd to magazines? If this guy ever saw some of the stuff on the Internet he would never leave his house.

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