Saturday, April 24, 2010

"There's no signal here"

Now that basically everyone has a cell phone, Hollywood had to come up with something so that the victims in horror/suspense movies don't just immediately call for help and end the movie two minutes in. Apparently every movie now either takes place in a no-signal zone, or they are as bad at remembering to charge their phones as I am.

Almost as good as the scary mirror reveal.

Monday, April 19, 2010

Just another day at the mall

This poor fellow was named Chaucy Morlan. He once was paraded around Europe and America in the Barnum & Bailey Circus because of his weight.

Let's face it, he's no day at the beach, but I'm not sure he would even get a second glance at the food court in the local mall today.

Ok, instead of the fancy vest and pantaloons he'd be wearing sweat pants and a KFC "Double Down"-stained t-shirt, but this guy is middle America - I see folks like this waddling around Times Square every day pointing up at the tall buildings before they groan their way back into the tour buses.

Once a circus freak, now it's just the typical tea bagger at a Palin rally.

Thursday, April 15, 2010

Hello again

Well, hello blogoverse. I haven't been here in a while, been a little occupied.

May be time to get back into the swing of things at Too Saucy. There are Republicans to mock, and NY stories to tell, and venting to be done about the various people who irk me.

Thursday, April 01, 2010

Ann Coulter? She's pretty nasty.

Those wacky Republicans, they sure like moralizing about everyone else's sex life, but they seem to have quite a freaky side themselves.

Just days after it was discovered that the RNC treated high rolling donors to a wild night at a bondage/lesbian/table service club in West Hollywood, it turns out they "inadvertently listed a phone-sex number on a fund raising letter sent to potential donors. People who tried to call the committee were instead offered "live, one-on-one talk with a nasty girl" for $2.99 a minute."

First: Haha.

But I guess we shouldn't be too surprised. This, after all, is the party of Sen. David Vitter, busted for patronizing prostitutes both in his home state of Louisiana, and in D.C. - hookers, by the way, who specialized in clients who liked to wear diapers (eww).

And the former Senator, Larry Craig, he of the infamous "wide stance" in the men's room at the Minneapolis airport bathroom.

And Sen. Larry Ensign, the Nevada GOPer who was caught boinking a married staffer (she was married to another of his staffers, no less).

And how about Mark Sanford, the S.C. luv guv of the Appalachian Trail. And we can't forget Newt Gingirch, who is a species all to himself (on wife #4, I believe).

Well, the list goes on.

And this is the party that impeached Bill Clinton for getting a b.j.

They really are the most hypocritical bunch of scum out, aren't they?

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