Two days after tearfully opening up to Us Weekly, Lindsay Lohan was spotted getting a new tattoo.
The actress -- who told Us her life was "absolute hell" after getting dumped by Samantha Ronson -- was all smiles at midnight Wednesday as she arrived at the Shamrock Social Club tattoo parlor (the same spot where she and Lily Allen got matching "Shhhh" tattoos on their fingers). She patiently waited in line with her 15-year-old sister Ali before she got her wrist inked. She left around 3 a.m.
First of all, what the fuck is her 15-year-old sister doing out in a tattoo parlor at 3 am? Dina Lohan vying for mother-of-the-year award again, I guess.
But did you ever notice these girls all seem to take turns with their public meltdowns? Britney does it for a while, then Lindsay. Sometimes Paris or Nicole do something weird when it's quiet. Just a coinkydink, I'm sure.
Can't they all just get together and simultaneously self-destruct so we can get it out of the way in one fell swoop.