I should be a programmer

You know, I advocated this a while ago, but when Larry King retires, I hope CNN gives the job to Joy Behar. She's really good when she guest hosts that show.

I saw her hosting Tuesday night with Robin Givens as a guest - the subject was women abused by their scummy men. Good TV. And, yes, I'm sure Larry would have been fine, but Joy was good.

I've met Larry a few times over the years, through various clients, the last several years ago - can't say why or my secret Bat identity would be revealed - and he's a heck of a nice guy, but, you know, he has to retire sometime, so I just hope Rick Kaplan, or whoever the hell is running CNN these days, listens to me and gives that slot to Joy. (Larry is still the #1 show on CNN, so should be allowed to go out when he wants.)

Actually, I've also met Joy a few times and she is basically what you see on TV. I don't know if she even wants the job, of course, but if she does she should get it. Especially if they are thinking of giving it to Anderson Cooper or someone like that - mehh.

I'll take my consulting fee now. Thank you.