Tuesday, December 30, 2008

The littlest crystal meth addict

Bristol Palin, the 18-year-old daughter of former Republican vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin, gave birth on Saturday to a healthy 7 lb., 7 oz., baby boy in Palmer, Alaska. The baby's name is Tripp Easton Mitchell Johnston and he was born at 5:30 a.m.
- People

Tripp? Actually, I suppose that's semi normal for this clan.

Of course, the poor kid doesn't stand a chance. His grandmother on his mom's side is VP Annie Oakley. His grandmother on his daddy's side recently got busted for selling Oxycontin, Rush Limbaugh's drug of choice (deliciously also known as hillbilly heroin).

Let's start the countdown to the little guy being seized by child welfare.


Anonymous said...

Pas besoin de travailler !
Quand la monarchie politique a déjà tout pris en main.

No need to work!
When the monarchy policy do everything

Anonymous said...

Don't be mean, the baby is innocent.

Anonymous said...

And now they are supposedly getting $300,000 for the baby pix from one of the magazines.

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