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When he was on The Tonight Show last night, John McCain was asked how many houses he and his fabulously wealthy wife own. As usual, he played the P.O.W. card.

"Could I just mention to you, Jay, that, at a moment of seriousness,” McCain began, “I spent five-and-a-half years in a prison cell. I didn't have a house. I didn't have a kitchen table. I didn't have a table. I didn't have a chair. And I didn't spend those five-and-a-half years because, not because I wanted to get a house when I got out."

You know, Gary Glitter spent several years in a Vietnamese prison too, and I'm not fucking voting for him for president either.