I feel nauseous. I just rode an elevator with a guy who was breathing so loud, it wasn't even funny. I don't know if he was a smoker, had asthma, or just a bad cold and was really congested, but when I hear someone breathe that loudly, I seriously want to vomit.
And with my previously noted aversion to having total strangers sit next to me at an empty bar stool, I guess it's safe to say I find much of my fellow man sort of disgusting.
Not that I'm a day at the beach myself, but at least I don't do things like that.
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