Thursday, March 13, 2008
$4,300 an hour?
That, of course, is Spitzer's call girl, "Kristen," whose real name is Ashely, which, if you think about it, is also the perfect call girl/stripper/porn star name. She really didn't have to change her name.
She's hot in that slutty sultry way, but not worth $4,300 an hour and the governorship of New York. The governorship of Delaware or Alabama, sure, but not New York.
Although at 22 and 105 pounds, she is the perfect girl age-weight combo, you've got to give her that.
Be prepared for all her childhood friends to be telling her story (actually, they have already started), selling pictures and videos to the tabloid newsmagazines, and "Kristen" herself to eventually do a big bucks sit-down interview. I hear "Extra" has already offered her one hundred grand, and she's got to pay the rent on that Chelsea apartment she now lives in, you know.
Although she is selling music for $1.96 on Amie Street, whatever the hell that is, so that will help.
By the way, her My Space page, from where I lifted these pictures, strangely has very few comments in it under her pics, so go to it if you're so inclined.
And of course, she's originally from - where else - the Jersey shore. Belmar, no less. I've probably seen her at Bar A.
Posted by J at 10:57 AM
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