But it turns out his family, which he likes to parade around as an example of how Godly and religious he is - as opposed to, you know, thrice-married, cross-dressing Rudy, or Romney the Mormon, a religion the Southern evangelicals hate and fear - has a sadistic cocksucker in it, and maybe he should think twice about using them as examples of his character.
One of his sons was involved in a very disturbing incident a few years ago, as reported in an animal cruelty bulletin put out by Kinky Freidman of all people:
BOY SCOUTS KILL DOG!
ACTION NEEDED: DEMAND INVESTIGATION
(Miller County, Arkansas) Two boy scout counselors, 17 year old Clayton Frady and 18 year old David Huckabee, the son of Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee, have admitted to catching a stray dog during their summer session at Camp Pioneer in Hatfield, AR, and hanging the dog by his neck, slitting his throat and stoning him to death.
Camp officials, who did not report the crime to law enforcement officials, have admitted that the act did occur and have fired the boys from their positions. However, no charges have been filed against the young men.
Arkansas State Police conducted a perfunctory investigation, but did not attempt to locate witnesses to the crime.
That's the asshole in the center here in an old Christmas card the Huckabees sent out. The fat fuck. (And by the way, I guess this puts to rest the old fashion myth that stripes are slimming. What a bunch of double wides!)