New Jersey is a great state, and you folks really have to stop making fun if it.
I just returned to the city this morning from a delightful weekend along the shore. The weather has been stunning the last few days, and it was perfect for a little getaway at my ex's beach house (I'm weak).
Sadly, I also had to help her clean the place up a little, as they had been hit by a bad storm a few weeks ago and had some water damage. But a weekend's worth of fresh sea food, flowing wine and rum coladas (that may be my new summer drink) more than made up for it. Kudos to the Garden State for that whole beach and ocean thing.
(Of course, I'm so paranoid about getting sun burned, I had 30 SPF lathered on, so I actually have a negative tan now.)
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