"I told you so!" Larry Birkhead crowed to the throng of reporters and tourists waiting outside the cupcake-pink courthouse in Nassau after a judge ruled behind closed doors that he was the biological father of Dannielynn Hope Marshall Stern, who was born on the island Sept. 7. "I'm going to the toy store!"
- Washington Post
A figure in the whole sorry, sad Anna Nicole Smith mess screeching out a schoolyard taunt after the results of a DNA test.
What a pathetic group in this tawdry story, every one of them.