Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Toby can probably get us out of Iraq faster too

Yet another living being apparently smarter than George Bush:

"A Calvert woman claims her 2-year-old golden retriever saved her life Friday by giving her the canine version of the Heimlich maneuver.

“The doctor said I probably wouldn’t be here without Toby,” said Debbie Parkhurst, 45, a jewelry artist who lives near Rising Sun High School with her husband, Kevin, and their two dogs. “I keep looking at him and saying ‘You’re amazing.’”

Parkhurst said she was home alone with the dogs Friday afternoon when she decided to snack on an apple.

Suddenly, she said, a chunk of the fruit became wedged in her windpipe.

“It was lodged pretty tight because I couldn’t breathe,” she said. “I tried to do the thing where you lean over a chair and give yourself the Heimlich, but it didn’t work.”

Parkhurst said she then began beating her chest, an action that might have attracted Toby’s attention.

“The next think I know, Toby’s up on his hind feet and he’s got his front paws on my shoulders,” she recalled. “He pushed me to the ground, and once I was on my back, he began jumping up and down on my chest.”

Toby’s jumping apparently managed to dislodge the apple from Parkhurst’s windpipe."

Thank god it was her dog and not Boy George with her. You may recall our president famously choked on a pretzel and passed out a few years ago.


Anonymous said...

lol he's better lookng than Bush too! :)

Not a hipster said...

Wow, what an awesome dog.

Anonymous said...

That pretzel thing always seemed like b.s. to me. I think Laura Bush threw a lamp at him or something after he did something really bad or stupid. Either that or he was drinking again after supposedly stopping years ago.

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