It's like when the Nazis fled to South America after World War II

Halliburton, the energy company that Dick Cheney used to run - and from which he still receives delayed compensation that has made him a millionaire many times over - is moving its corporate headquarters to Dubai.

That's the country Michael Jackson camped out in to escape the grief he was getting during those child molestation charges, and which he no doubt would have stayed in if he was found guilty in that sham trial.

The Arab nation obviously has practice in sheltering wealthy fugitives, so when Cheney finally flees this country for his war crimes, he will find a welcoming home there too.