Uncle Buck?

WASHINGTON — President Bush's uncle William H.T. "Bucky" Bush was among directors of a defense contractor who together reaped $6 million from what federal regulators say was an illegal five-year scheme by two company executives to manipulate the timing of stock option grants, court documents show.
- LA Times

Bush has an Uncle Bucky?

But seriously, is there any member of this clan that isn't either corrupt or a fuck-up.

One of Bush's brothers, Neil, was involved in the savings and loan shenanigans and humiliated when it turned out he has a penchant for Thai hookers. Bush's niece, Noelle (Jeb's daughter), was arrested for drugs. His nephew, John (another Jeb offspring) was arrested for drunk and disorderly and once stalked an ex-girlfriend.










Bush's daughters, of course, were busted numerous times for underage drinking. Our lovely first lady, Laura, killed her former boyfriend in a car accident when she ran a stop sign when they were in high school.

And Bush himself, well, of course, he is the fuck up of all fuck ups. The epitome of a mediocrity rising to the top only through family connections and money.

What a gene pool.