Proof that the universe is conspiring against me # 327

The clocks on my microwave and stove are not perfectly synchronized. They're probably only about 10 seconds apart, but, invariably, I will look at them during that 10 second period and see one saying 11:42 and the other 11:43 - and it bugs the hell out of me in my compulsive way. I've tried to get them aligned about 100 times but can't quite get them exactly matched up. I have issues.