Haggard now "completely heterosexual"
DENVER - One of four ministers who oversaw three weeks of intensive counseling for the Rev. Ted Haggard said the disgraced minister emerged convinced that he is "completely heterosexual."
Haggard also said his sexual contact with men was limited to the former male prostitute who came forward with sexual allegations, the Rev. Tim Ralph of Larkspur told The Denver Post for a story in Tuesday's edition.
I'm glad that's all cleared up.
It really is absolutely pathetic that these right-wing Christian nuts are in so much denial that they think Haggard, or anyone, can be "turned" from being gay. And that it was really all just some sort of silly fling, he was experimenting, he was choosing to be gay just for a while.
Why, don't you know, Clay Aiken loves him some breasts.
Because, you know, guys will really choose to be a member of a despised (certainly in the circles Haggard runs in) minority just for kicks - and the clothes and the haircuts, I guess.
The sad thing is, the sheep who follow these so-called men of God probably believe this shit.
And now, ladies and gentlemen, as they take the field, let's welcome our 2007 Republicannnnn Partyyyyyyyyy!