My bud Sarah came over Wednesday night for her first Omaha steak dinner of the new year (I'm such a good friend) and she finagled me into watching “The Sentinel” (I'm such a pushover). That's the one with Michael Douglas playing a Secret Service agent having an affair with the First Lady, an assassination plot against the President, and blah blah blah.
Can I just say the only thing more unbelievable than Kim Basinger as First Lady - although, come to think of it, I guess it's not that far-fetched, Kim's sort of hit a wall these days (girl years, they are so cruel and unforgiving) - is Eva Longoria as a Secret Service agent.
And, yes, she showed up to work as an agent in (what I was told) was an Armani suit with a very silky blouse underneath and showing some nice Eva Cleavage (TM). But come on, even though it was supposed to be only her first day on the job, she had to know Secret Service agents dress very conservatively and try to blend into the scenery, not look like the head of the accessories department at Bloomie's.
Mighty fine-looking agent though. Made you proud to be an American.
Oh well, at least we don't have to worry about a Secret Service agent being tempted by the current First Lady. (No, that's neither Photoshopped nor Jack Nicholson as The Joker.)
Thursday, January 04, 2007
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lol that's about the 20th time you've used the Joker thing with that pic of Laura!
haha the steak was good, the movie was ehhh
That movie sucked and Michael Douglas was playing the same role he plays in every damn film! lol
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