Making a mountain out of a molehill

WASHINGTON -- The government ended a 14-year virtual ban on silicone-gel breast implants Friday despite lingering safety concerns, making the devices available to tens of thousands of women who have clamored for them.
-AP

Speaking only as a connoisseur, here is my list, in descending order, of preference:

Natural
Saline
Toilet paper bra stuffing
Silicone

Hey, that's just me.

I know some guys are, but I've never really been a fan of ginormous unnatural boobies.

Carry on.