Friday, November 17, 2006

Making a mountain out of a molehill

WASHINGTON -- The government ended a 14-year virtual ban on silicone-gel breast implants Friday despite lingering safety concerns, making the devices available to tens of thousands of women who have clamored for them.

Speaking only as a connoisseur, here is my list, in descending order, of preference:

Toilet paper bra stuffing

Hey, that's just me.

I know some guys are, but I've never really been a fan of ginormous unnatural boobies.

Carry on.


Anonymous said...

I be natural all the way baby! :)

Anonymous said...

ahem 36c :)

Anonymous said...

Why would you like bra stuffing more than silicone? Just curious.

Anonymous said...

Huh are you saying you don't like big!?

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