I've been pantsed

Has something ever went missing and you JUST. CAN'T. FIGURE. OUT. WHERE. IT. CAN. BE?

And is that not the most incredibly annoying thing?

I'm missing a pair of pants. And I know that sounds sort of funny - haha, whose house did you leave them in? But, obviously, I didn't come home one night without pants on.

I keep all my pants hanging neatly - some of my more analytical friends would say too neatly - in my bedroom. They aren't there. In fact, they aren't anywhere. And it's so #%$(* frustrating!

This is a Manhattan one-bedroom. There just aren't that many places they could be. I've turned every square inch of this place inside out - and still can't find these pants. And yes, I checked my current dry cleaning ticket. Shirts but no pants in there.

I just don't get it.

Did someone take them? Who would do that? Why would they do that?

I want them back.