Has something ever went missing and you JUST. CAN'T. FIGURE. OUT. WHERE. IT. CAN. BE?
And is that not the most incredibly annoying thing?
I'm missing a pair of pants. And I know that sounds sort of funny - haha, whose house did you leave them in? But, obviously, I didn't come home one night without pants on.
I keep all my pants hanging neatly - some of my more analytical friends would say too neatly - in my bedroom. They aren't there. In fact, they aren't anywhere. And it's so #%$(* frustrating!
This is a Manhattan one-bedroom. There just aren't that many places they could be. I've turned every square inch of this place inside out - and still can't find these pants. And yes, I checked my current dry cleaning ticket. Shirts but no pants in there.
I just don't get it.
Did someone take them? Who would do that? Why would they do that?
I want them back.
Tuesday, September 05, 2006
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3 comments:
I'm missing two shirts and a skirt. It sucks.
I know my friends didn't steal them. And I know that because I wear smaller sizes than they do. Ha!
lol - show off! :)
Naw, I don't say that in front of them...just behind their backs. Hehe!
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