Tuesday, September 05, 2006

I've been pantsed

Has something ever went missing and you JUST. CAN'T. FIGURE. OUT. WHERE. IT. CAN. BE?

And is that not the most incredibly annoying thing?

I'm missing a pair of pants. And I know that sounds sort of funny - haha, whose house did you leave them in? But, obviously, I didn't come home one night without pants on.

I keep all my pants hanging neatly - some of my more analytical friends would say too neatly - in my bedroom. They aren't there. In fact, they aren't anywhere. And it's so #%$(* frustrating!

This is a Manhattan one-bedroom. There just aren't that many places they could be. I've turned every square inch of this place inside out - and still can't find these pants. And yes, I checked my current dry cleaning ticket. Shirts but no pants in there.

I just don't get it.

Did someone take them? Who would do that? Why would they do that?

I want them back.

3 comments:

Not a hipster said...

I'm missing two shirts and a skirt. It sucks.

I know my friends didn't steal them. And I know that because I wear smaller sizes than they do. Ha!

Anonymous said...

lol - show off! :)

Not a hipster said...

Naw, I don't say that in front of them...just behind their backs. Hehe!

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