"News" producers at the cable nets breathe a collective sigh of relief

Well, the John Mark Karr thing didn't quite pan out as part of the endless and breathless JonBenet Ramsey cable coverage that was planned, what with him not really doing it and all. (Although they did get to spend lots and lots of time convicting him first).

But that fugitive polygamist has now been captured. And any time you can talk about polygamy and marriage to underage girls, well, that's many less hours you need to spend talking about the Iraq debacle.