This was unquestionably the take-away line from Monday night's Hell's Kitchen, the new guilty-pleasure reality show I've been watching in recent weeks.
Now, I know how these shows work, so this certainly could have been a plant, but when a rather large-breasted woman, who had waited over an hour for her entree, went up to the kitchen area to complain and harassed chef Gordon Ramsey, the head honcho on the show as he was trying to prepare a dish, his retort to her was classic. In that very English accent of his, when she leaned over the counter separating the kitchen from the dining area and kept interrupting and complaining, he snapped: “Would you mind taking your breasts off my hot plate?”
It certainly looked real when she tossed a serving dish toward him at that point, with her friend giggling nervously in the background, and he called for security. Anyway, I think “Would you mind taking your breasts off my hot plate?” will be my new catch phrase when certain individuals get a little too noodgy. Ahem, cough, Velma, cough.
Monday, July 24, 2006
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12 comments:
I loved that scene -- you could tell that the woman was looking for TV time. She had probably seen previous episodes where a diner complains, and Ramsey yells at the chefs for being slow -- but instead of starring in one of those scenes, she got insulted on national television. Beautiful.
lol CL - she totally was not expecting to be snapped at like that. And I think the chef said, "I mean just look at those things," in like real disgust at the end of the confrontation too but it was hard to hear exactly. That guys hilarious the way he insults the contestants and their cooking but thats the first time I've seen him go after a customer.
lmao you wish you had my breasts on a hot plate! :)
But meanwhile you can tell the chef's fav, and she is probably going to win, is Virginia (I think that's her name), the contestant with the big boobs! :)
Smooshie I agree with that. And Velma, would you mind taking your breasts off my hot plate.
Why would she go to the kitchen to complain instead of her waiter or maitre d'??
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