This was unquestionably the take-away line from Monday night's Hell's Kitchen, the new guilty-pleasure reality show I've been watching in recent weeks.
Now, I know how these shows work, so this certainly could have been a plant, but when a rather large-breasted woman, who had waited over an hour for her entree, went up to the kitchen area to complain and harassed chef Gordon Ramsey, the head honcho on the show as he was trying to prepare a dish, his retort to her was classic. In that very English accent of his, when she leaned over the counter separating the kitchen from the dining area and kept interrupting and complaining, he snapped: “Would you mind taking your breasts off my hot plate?”
It certainly looked real when she tossed a serving dish toward him at that point, with her friend giggling nervously in the background, and he called for security. Anyway, I think “Would you mind taking your breasts off my hot plate?” will be my new catch phrase when certain individuals get a little too noodgy. Ahem, cough, Velma, cough.
Monday, July 24, 2006
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