Men are from Mars, Women are from the shoe department at Bergdorf's

I love the Gawker Stalker section on Gawker, where people send in sightings of celebrities around town, often with very catty commentary about how the celeb looks. You get a lot of: "He's so much shorter than he seems on TV," or "Wow, is he going bald," or "The girl can put away her food."

And you can always tell if the stalker is female, as in this sighting of a couple of actresses having lunch:

Maura Tierney (Abby from ER) and Judy Reyes (Carla from Scrubs) were eating a late lunch at Sant Ambroseus café in the West Village. They had clearly come from the matinee of their show Some Girl(s), right around the corner on Christopher St. They both looked pretty relaxed, wearing sunglasses and drinking champagne, and I coveted Judy Reyes' purple skirt intensely.

Too cute. I've never seen a male stalker saying: "Saw Tom Hanks today. Wish I had those brown oxfords he was sporting."