Wednesday, July 26, 2006

Cleavage is like the sun

You can't stare at it. It's too dangerous. You can only glance then look quickly away.

And in this weather, when the girls in NY are parading around in their little summer clothes, it's tough out there for a pimp.

But seriously, girls, if you are wearing a skimpy top, cut so low your areolas are practically visible, don't give us a dirty look if you catch us checking you out. (Yes, I mean you, obnoxious girl on Third Ave., dressed like Anna Nicole Smith after an all-night bender).

We assume you don't wear a shirt like that to be ignored.

Thank you.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

heehee I dont mind glances. Its when total strangers practically bury their face in your boobs when youre standing next to them at a bar! That's nasty.

Anonymous said...

I wish I HAD real cleavage to show off :)

Anonymous said...

We want you to look and then we want to give you a dirty look for looking. Get it? lol

Anonymous said...

Right on brother!

Anonymous said...

If you can't control your eyes then you shouldnt be walking around.

Anonymous said...

Oh Cici chill out. Guys look at girls that's the way the world is. If they didn't look we would be upset too.

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