“This is why you're single!”
Those lovely words from my alleged friend Velma rang in my ears over the weekend, and she may just have a point, damn her.
The weather was shitty all weekend in the city, so on Saturday night she came over and we watched movies, one of which was “Mr. & Mrs. Smith” on Cinemax.
It stars, of course, Angelina Jolie, who, let's face it, is
probably one of the ten most gorgeous women on the face of the Earth. That body, those lips - Shain vi di zibben velten.Anyway, there's a scene in the middle of the movie where she's drinking a cup of coffee, and I don't know if it was the camera angle, or the lighting on the set, whatever, but in the shot you could see her entire arm, and I suddenly noticed she has some of the most protruding veins I have ever seen. I mean enormous!
So I instinctively said: yuch, disgusting.
To which Velma made the aforementioned comment, pointing out how I seem to almost look for fault, no matter how beautiful a woman is. To further twist in the knife, she said it reminded her of the Seinfeld show, where Jerry would go out with a bevy of beautiful women, a different one just about every week, but end up breaking up with them over silly things.
Of course that ploy got him a quarter of a billion dollars in real life, so what the hell.
Anyway, I know there is a perfect woman out there for me, and damn it, I will find her. Just as long as she doesn't have frighteningly humongous veins.
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hehe damn now I have to watch the movie again to see if I can see her giant veins! :)
Do you have a quarter of a billion dollars?? :)~
Velma's right!! lol
Too funny but no-one should ever settle for less than the best anyway!
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So this is random but my roommate and I were doing a google search on short fourth toes because I happen to have them and I came across your blog. I have short fourth toes AND a boyfriend so your friend is wrong and you will find some one!
I have short 4th toes and I'm married with a beautiful son. He doesn't have short 4th toes, but he's still beautiful. We're just an advanced evolutionary human form. Who the heck uses their 4th toes for anything except Neaderthals to scratch each others backs?
I have them too. I was always so embarassed by them growing up and would hide my feet, never wear sandals or show anybody. Then, I had the surgery to lengthen one of them and it hurt like hell and didn't really work. What it did do was make me have to show them and talk about them and now it's not a big deal. Guess what? I still have lots of friends. And, I've been married twice and have three kids -- they don't have them but they're boys and I read that it's mostly girls who have them. Glad to know there are others though!
i have short fourth toes as well...I thought I was the only "weirdo" out here...I have always been embaressed by them, never wear sandals and hide my feet in the sand at the beach. I am glad I am not the only one who is going through this though.
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