Monday, May 01, 2006

This is what happens when they let Clarence Thomas decide what cases to hear


The Supreme Court has ruled in favor of Anna Nicole Smith in her quest to get millions of dollars from her late billionaire husband's will, which is being contested by the guy's children.

The Bush administration has instituted warrentless wiretapping of American citizens, thrown hundreds of people they say are terorists into jail without charging them with anything, and let the oil companies write the nation's energy policy, and the Court sits by despite legal challenges being raised in those cases - but this one they decide in record time. Nice to see their priorities.

And, contrary to rumor, porn-loving Clarence Thomas' hands were visible on the bench the entire time the case was being argued. I don't know how those rumors get started.

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

Clarence Thomas - what a freak! lol

Anonymous said...

Yowza she has got some bodacious tatas!

J said...

Blue Steele, I believe that was actually Clarence Thomas' written ruling in a concurring opinion on this case: "The court rules prima facie that Miss Smith has some bodacious tatas and is entitled to collect money from the will."

Anonymous said...

Yeah but too bad for you guys her "tatas" arent real - they're fake!!!

veganerd said...

i also heard that lawyers from both sides found handfulls of pubic hair in their copies of the ruling.

Anonymous said...

What? Barbie World - are you serious? Oh, I never guessed! I'm so disallusioned now!

Anonymous said...

That's so gross veganerd...

veganerd said...

but funny. dont you remember the whole pubic hair on the coke can fiasco?

Not a hipster said...

No, I don't remember that. Please enlighten us.

Anonymous said...

hehe I remember that story. Not a Hipster, Clarence Thomas was accused by the woman who was accusing him of sexual harrasment when she worked for him that one day he had put some of his pubic hair on the top of her can of Coke! Totally disgusting and I can't believe that guy is on the Supreme Court.

Not a hipster said...

Ergh, I do remember that now. GROSS!

Anonymous said...

I want to puke now lol. Who put him on the Court? I know it wasnt Clinton! Was it Reagan?

Not a hipster said...

Neither, it was Dubya's daddy.

Anonymous said...

Ahh, another Bush family triumph lol. How does this family get anywhere near the White House?

Not a hipster said...

The conservative hate mongers. haha

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