Monday, May 15, 2006

Get ready for Scarlet A's to start making appearances

It's not enough that Bush and his party are already the most radical, right-wing group to run this country, constantly slavering over the religious lunatics of the Christian right. It's not enough that they have went out of their way to put incredibly conservative judges on the courts, and make no bones that their ultimate goal is to ban abortion, and then start on contraception. Or that they have scapegoated homosexuals and show all likelihood of doing it again this Congressional election season, putting same-sex marriage bans on state ballots to bring out the bigots.

No, that's not enough for the Christian mullahs who pull the strings on the GOP. According to The Times:

"Some of President Bush's most influential conservative Christian allies are becoming openly critical of the White House and Republicans in Congress, warning that they will withhold their support in the midterm elections unless Congress does more to oppose same-sex marriage, obscenity and abortion."

Bush is in polling free fall, and Congressional Republicans aren't far behind him in unpopularity. So what's the solution after they've managed to weaken the nation's economy, drag us into a debacle of an unnecessary war, severely botched the response to Katrina, and are listening in on our phone calls? Well, gotta get them homos! Because, you know, that same-sex marriage thing will just, er, what? I've still never heard it explained how two guys getting married in San Francisco can threaten anyone else's marriage.

What a pathetic group of slugs these people are.

10 comments:

veganerd said...

two guys humping is obviously a threat to our national security cant you see that? they drive up the price of oil they make terrorists blow shit up and they want to take away our civil rights to demonize them! how dare they!!!

p.s. they also eat babies.

Anonymous said...

Tonight in his speech Bush will go after Mexicans but they will be back to gay bashing soon.

veganerd said...

of course if he is really politically savy he may attact gay mexicans. they want to come across our borders to ruin the sanctity of marriage!

Anonymous said...

Maybe gay Mexican abortion doctors. That would make the relgious nuts heads explode! :)

Anonymous said...

The people you call pathetic slugs are the majority of Americans who believe in God (we are the most religious nation on the face of the Earth), and who dont think women should kill their babies because they wake up in a bad mood one day. This is why George W. Bush is President and this is why the next President will not be Hillary or any of the other abortion on demand types that you no doubt love.

Anonymous said...

What's it like being so pure and holy, Bally 107. Please tell us poor sinners. It must be amazing.

Anonymous said...

It's amazing, but just about every issue Bush is against I'm for and the other way around. How did this guy get to be elected my country's President TWICE!?

Anonymous said...

they call me pebbles, being holy is a wonderful feeling. It's not hard to do if you listen to the Lord and just act like a decent human being. Try it sometime. And lwt - President Bush got elected twice because the majority of the country agreess with me, not with jbk or you.

Anonymous said...

Bally 107, if your idea of being "holy" is making obnoxious comments about people who don't believe the government has any damn business telling women what to do with their bodies then I'm proud to be unholy!

Anonymous said...

Did you see that Dick Cheney's daughter said she almost quit working on the Bush-Cheney campaign because of the ticket's view on same-sex marriage and gays. But of course she didn't. There are more importnt things for her than having self-respect I guess.

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