I went to Blondie's tonight to watch the NCAA's with some buds, and, at one point, I had to go to the bathroom.
The bar, of course, was crowded as hell, so I took my beer with me. I know my friends. They either wouldn't have noticed if a busboy cleared it away, or if someone stole it, or, more likely, one of them would drink it.
There was a healthy line at the can, so I was taking sips of my Bass as I stood patiently waiting, and, when I finally got in to do my bidness, I was still drinking. I was literally drinking and peeing at the exact same time.
I am really fucked up sometimes.
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- When does the revolution start?
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- What the #&*$@?
- And he actually won a damn war
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