Smoking Gun has a copy of Dick Cheney's "rider" that is sent to hotels he stays in when traveling, and boy, what a diva The Dick turns out to be.
Among the demands, the room must be stocked with Diet Caffeine Free Sprite, TVs must be preset to Fox News (fair and balanced, ya know), temperature kept at a brisk 68 degrees.
They only have page 1, but I hear page 2 has his demands for bowls of M&Ms with the brown ones removed, and the groupies should be lined up in order of height.
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- Can you hear me now?
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- They must be heathens
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- Well, I must be a goddamn general by now
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- The sharks were better actors
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- What - is he in the Rolling Stones?
- He's probably going to be the next Secretary of Labor
- Sanity in South Dakota?
- Pass that buck
- She didn't say anything about black and white cookies
- Greed in the record industry? Shocking!
- Maybe he was just afraid of getting shot in the face?
- What's black and white and yummy all over?
- Seriously, can they get any scummier?
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- Tall and tan and young and lovely....
- I hope they were wearing their protective vests
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- There better be a goddamn revolution in November
- Good for her
- She wanted a salmon roll...in the hay
- SFX indeed
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- Now THAT'S my type
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- “That coat check girl has a name.”
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- I survived!
- Bada bing
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- Piano Man
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- Now he tells us
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