What - is he in the Rolling Stones?

Smoking Gun has a copy of Dick Cheney's "rider" that is sent to hotels he stays in when traveling, and boy, what a diva The Dick turns out to be.

Among the demands, the room must be stocked with Diet Caffeine Free Sprite, TVs must be preset to Fox News (fair and balanced, ya know), temperature kept at a brisk 68 degrees.

They only have page 1, but I hear page 2 has his demands for bowls of M&Ms with the brown ones removed, and the groupies should be lined up in order of height.