Sunday, March 19, 2006

Ladies, start your engines...of envy


There's an interesting article in the Daily News today about Michelle DiBenedetti, who works as a “fit model” for a clothing company. Apparently, her size and measurements are the perfect size that designers like to work on.

She is, according to the News, a “prototypical size 7.” Now, I have no clue what women's clothing sizes mean, but there's a couple of pictures with the article in the print edition, and, let me say, this girl has a smoking hot little body.

"I'm an actress - this would be my waitressing," said DiBenedetti, as two designers flitted around her with measuring tapes and Excel spreadsheets during a fitting session in their Broadway studio.

But unlike the poor saps waiting tables between auditions, DiBenedetti, whose nickname is MJ, can clear $80,000 to $100,000 in a good year. Plus, her wardrobe is full of free clothes.”


I can just hear many of my friends gnashing their teeth right now.

But, fear not. It's not as glamorous as you might think, according to The News: “Because even a pound over her 117-pound modeling weight will throw off measurements, the 5-foot-7 DiBenedetti walks to every audition. She doesn't eat after 4 p.m. and tries to be asleep by 9 p.m. most nights.”

It is a strange world we live in where people get paid a decent salary for, well, standing around to get fitted with free clothes.

And that salary isn't even crazy obscene. Plenty of TV stars, movie actors, musicians, sport figures, etc. easily earn $100,000 a week. Hell, Oprah makes over $1 million a week.

I'm definitely in the wrong biz.

But kudos to Michelle DiBenedetti, who, The News also helpfully informs us, is 35-26-34. Now THAT”s my type.

26 comments:

Anonymous said...

lol now THIS is your type? What happened to tall girls?? :)

Anonymous said...

hah ok that's it. Today I begin my diet. $80,000-$100,000 to get fitted for clothes?

Anonymous said...

That girl looks like she has a great ass!

Michelle DiBenedetti said...

Hey thanks for all your kind words. I love what I do for a living. You can see more pictures of me on teh IMDB.com and search Michelle DiBenedetti. And yes I have a lot of junk in my trunk!

Michelle DiBenedetti

Anonymous said...

Hey Michelle, remember me Chris G. from Hamilton. We use to hangout at Janelle's house. I saw you not too long ago working at the Deli in Bordentown. Sounds like your doing great. Write me back, would love to get in touch with you!

Anonymous said...

It's so nice that you're making so much money and all but what about your brother who ran away to California with you to escape paying his child support? I guess he has about six kids now with three different women, am I right? Just call it a hunch. He can run and hide for now but eventually things will catch up to him.

Anonymous said...

Hey it's Bobilina & Asswipe, da twins Sunny and gayass! I'm so not happy for you. Cuz you took my f'in job! You are a bitch and a slut and a no good rotten hoe bag. So how much BLING BLING r u makin today? huh huh?!?
EMINEM: WHAT YOU SAY IS WHAT YOU SAY SAY WHAT YOU SAY HOW YOU SAY IT WHEN EVER YOU SAYIN IT JUST REMEMBER HOW YOU SAID IT WHEN YOU WERE SPRAYIN IT!!

HAHA what a laugh

Luv,

BOBILINA BUSSY WAIT ASSHOLE U NO WHAT NEVER FUKIN MIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

WTF is all the hostility??

Anonymous said...

YO it is Sunny and my other bro but who really cares bout Jared HAHA ok well-first of all please don't ask what hostility means-kk and realilize that who eva says dat now a-days r messed up. Say it in a damn betta meanin SERIOUSLY. OMG man!!! well jus remember i am only 1 step ahead of YOU! and *EMINEM-what you say is what you say,say what you say when you sayin it just remember what you said when you were sprayin it so who you playin wit?!? HUH, HUH, HUH, HUH, HUH ya well you get the point........ DON'T you???

Anonymous said...

hmm I think its some major fat ass jealousy not hostility...

Anonymous said...

YO man it is Sunny,
And NO Marc, I know you are the major fat ass who's jealous & hostile you retard. I'm in a woman size 7 (o does that ring a bell?!?) and you can suck my mutafuckin skinny asshole, you fuckin bitch! Oh yeah, does your sister know you're gay? huh huh huh huh?

Luv your homie,
Bobilina Bussy

guess what?- what you say is what you say remember that your a jack ass and i will finish the rest next time we chat Marc!! i no it's you don't go and tell me dat your a 56-year old hobo cuz hobo's have no cable and no internet u fuka hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Ha i guess i got ya cuz u aint written bak! Ha i knew it was you cuz your protectin your sis psh how GAY ya i said it GAY!!

write back soon!
ha
from da homies
bobilina, asswipe, gayass, and finally sunny! <3

Anonymous said...

I have no clue what you are talking about. Are you retarded??? Guess so.

Anonymous said...

Ha ha ME!, retarded???
Ya rite. Ur the one Marc and i bet ur thinkin how i no it is u... well i'm am not dumb and shit! Hey don't be thinkin i am cuz that is the way ppl react when the hear that!! I have to get this out of my system but *eminem-wtf u take me for a "joke" u smokin crack HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA and yea it is funny cuz i am what ever u say I am if i wasnt then y would i say i am! oh oh and *eminem-(this is ur fav) WHAT U SAY IS WHAT YOU SAY SAY WHAT U SAY HOW U SAY IT JUS REMEMBER WHAT YOU SAID WHEN U WERE SPRAYIN IT SO WHO U PLAYIN WITH HUH HUH HUH HUH (one sort of a huh)
or *eminem-WHAT U SAY IS WHAT YOU SAY SOMETIMES WHAT U SAY R 2 DIFFERENT THINGS DEPENDING ON UR MOODS AND SWINGS THINKIN TOO MANY THINGS CUZ I CAN DO ANYTHING. kk i am done i hope o i have too go i better let u go to ur manucure (both spelled WRONG LIKE UR NAME I MEAN WTF MARC WUT HAPPENED TO MARK?!?!?!) or pedicure! TTYL (TALK 2 U LATER DUDE!!) HOPE TO SEE U CHAT ON HERE SOON! (HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA)
NO SERIOUSLY TTYL...

Anonymous said...

o hey it is bobilina and i am here to say everyone in dis world SUX!!!
O and dont tell me other fukin wise! U smell like old underwear Marc. talk to ur ugly ass later!

LUV NOT,

Bobilina and sunny and asswipe and
gayass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Dude, I don't know how to break the news to you, but this SERIOUSLY is not "Marc" or whoever you seem to think you are having a conversation with? Seriously. If it was I would tell you. You have been rambling like a retarded person for the last few posts and I've really been somewhat amused, but now it's just, um, sad. Sorry. But hey maybe you can find whoever it is you think you have been arguing with and just call or email them directly instead of making a jackass of yourself on a blog! lmao

Anonymous said...

Oh fine than dude ________
O yea and i am NOT having a conversation with u i was jus playin cuz i found is blog and who ever said i was a damn dude i am not! I like Michelle DiBenedetti!
I bet you don't! FYI I AM NOT making a damn jackass out of myself.. U R!

Anonymous said...

Your a girl??? Hmmm, suuuurrre you are! lol

Anonymous said...

O yea of course you are u asshole i know u r a girl and a gayass so leave poor Michelle's blog ALONE and go the hell away!!

bye hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
~Bobilina fuker!!

Anonymous said...

EWWWW! I saw Michelle DiBenedetti on Saturday at BJ's wholesale club in Hamilton NJ! She looks like sh**!Her face is not perfect like movie stars and models faces are and all the make-up in the world couldn't help her! I only wonder why she was walking around there alone and with nothing in her hand. Maybe she was hoping that someone would see her and say something but no one ever did. How pathetic. Who the hell is Bobilina, Gay A**, Sonny & all those other peeps? I hope to meet them someday....

Anonymous said...

hey it is bobilina dont say who da hell! dat is lke mean! haha nyway
ya i hope to meet u too person...
omg u seen her i feel so damn bad
for u dude/dudet?!?!...
here is a song part i jus enjoy lol-eminem*rainman*- YOU FIND ME OFFENSIVE I FIND YOU OFFENSIVE FOR FINDING ME OFFENSIVE...I AM NOT!!!singing sexy songs to fuking gayass ppl like some of u....

but more clips of music/lyrics jus write in EMINEM SO ROX and tell me a song... haha it will b fun...

Nyway what u say is what u say...

Luv wit all my ass,

bobilina bussy... da twins sunny and gayass and of course da gay one asswipe even tho he/she rox majorly...


write 2 me ppl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

or else i will b sad....

Anonymous said...

lol okay persona i mean u sound like ur kewl nd all but um ok...


nd omg i love eminem too!

Anonymous said...

Yo it's bobilina and da peeps!
Your a matress hoping frog whore!!!! Your an asswipe and i
dont mean ma friend!

HEHE ttyl!!!!

Anonymous said...

Yo it's bobilina and da peeps!
Your a matress hoping frog whore!!!! Your an asswipe and i
dont mean ma friend!

HEHE ttyl!!!!

Anonymous said...

Hi Bobilina,
You sound so awesome and sweet!
I really would like to be friends with you and the crew! I love Eminem too! He should write a song about Michelle DiBenedetti and make it where she gets her ass kicked big time! What do you think about that? She is such a slut, whoremaster and her acting sux!
:)
Luv,
Sally Carmichael & Samantha Adam

Anonymous said...

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO,
itz Bobilina, Da twins, Sonny and Gayass and Asswipe. Itz been a longgggggggggggggggggggg ass time since i wrote your skanky ass self. You are a bitch hole muta fuka!! Creep ass bitch-hole hoe bag that needs to get herself burnt by a 1000000000000 foot fire!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA bitch! I know shit that looks betta den you, you dumb ass tramp; prostitute! Hope you dont have any shitty ass movies comin out! I would take them all off the shelves and burn them muta fukas up! Damn your an ugly ass bitch!!! Please tell me someone that finds you; Michelle DiBenedetti pretty!

ILY,

U ugly fucker!! Kiss ma shiny white/black/tan/purple ASS Bitch!!!!!!! (O and lick it hard!)

Bobilina Bussy, Sonny, Gayass, and Asswipe!

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