Sunday, March 12, 2006

A bob job vs. a war? Not even close for Sen. Bill Frist and his GOP gang of skunks

Sen. Russ Feingold (D- WI) says he plans to introduce a motion of censure against George Bush for authorizing that illegal warrantless domestic surveillance program, and, predictably, the Republicans are up in arms at the thought.

Now, remember, the GOP is the party that “settled” on censuring Bill Clinton because he dared lie about a consensual affair with Monica Lewinsky. They, of course, impeached the guy and actually wanted to remove him from office.

So, in their twisted little minds, a president who lied about a blow job is worthy of censure. A president who lied us into a war, and spies on Americans on the side, is not worthy of censure.

Well, it's certainly nice to see they have their priorities straight.

I think it actually shows one of the major problems with these conservative fucktards. Sex scares them. Seriously scares them. And not just gay sex, although that obviously terrifies them. But sex of all kinds absolutely frightens the shit out of them.

For them, unless a couple (married man and woman, of course) is having sex (missionary, of course) to procreate, well, it's just nasty.

Blow jobs? Ooh, they're dirty.

I seriously think this country would be a lot better off if some of these right wing creeps would just get their dicks sucked once in a while. It might loosen them up and stop them bothering the rest of us with their weird hangups.


shimshamsean said...

See, I think that you're a bit off on the sex thing. Have you noticed that it's usually the repubs who have the crazy skeletons in the sexual closet? My theory is that sex talk scares them because they are all into perverse fetishes and shit. Hence, they're embarrassed to bring it up. That's my unsolicited two cents.

Anonymous said...

You have a good point stalebread, there are some crazy ass freaks in the Republican party, that's for sure. But I don't know what scares them about sex so much, but they sure do love fixating on it and trying to stop anyone else from having it!

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