The fuckers get more vacation time than me

(CNN) -- Al Qaeda and the like have similar weaknesses to other modern organizations, according to two West Point studies that portray the terror network as sophisticated but its daily operations as banal.

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Indeed, some of the documents used by researchers indicate that al Qaeda has vacation plans -- seven days every three weeks for married members, five days a month for bachelors -- and provides its members with 15 days of sick leave a year.

One document states that al Qaeda operatives must request vacation 10 weeks in advance, and another document outlines the pay scale for members: about $108 a month for married members, less if they're single and more if they have more than one wife.

Whew, ok, at least they don't get paid more. But the bastards may get more women.

Then again, I'm not sure that having more than one ol' ball and chain is actually a plus.

Hah - am I right, guys, or what?

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