I saw something really disgusting on the subway this morning. Gee, there's a surprise. There was a guy sitting across from me having his breakfast, and I mean he was chowing down, devouring an Egg McMuffin. (Now that alone is disgusting enough, what a horrible concoction.) But can you actually be that hungry that you have to eat a greasy sandwich on a crowded rush-hour subway? The smell was nauseating.
But that's not even the disgusting part! Sitting right next to him was a woman applying her makeup. She didn't want her coworkers to see her pasty morning face, but I guess had no problem with 200 strangers seeing her cover it up. So she was putting eyeliner on, and using that weird little thing they put on their eyes to pluck their lashes, or whatever the hell it does. God only knows what was floating down on the aforementioned Egg McMuffin.
Sometimes I hate people.
(Although at least there were no adult diapers in evidence -- see previous post.)
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