Monday, January 30, 2006

And them good ol' boys were drinking whiskey and rye

If you have the stomach to watch Tuesday's State of the Union speech, you can play a little drinking game to make the nonsense go down easier. Every time you hear Bush say “9-11” or “security” or “protect” or “terrorism,” take a shot of Jack. Guarantee, you'll be shit faced 20 minutes into the damn thing.

And if you can't do shots, here's some yummy JD recipes.


Anonymous said...

is that a real picture?

J said...

No, anon., that's a Photoshop. But I wouldnt be surprised if he's secretly back on the bottle again. It would explain a lot.

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