Wednesday, January 11, 2006

And now the CBS Babealicious News

Say what you will about the French, but their newscasters - at least this one - blow ours away. If CBS is still not sure what to do about replacing Rather, I say they put Melissa Theuriau behind the desk and watch the ratings skyrocket.

Update: Someone just noted that besides being easy on the eyes, she gets extra bonus points for being French, which would annoy the hell out of the "freedom fry" brigade.


SteveAudio said...

My God, man, I'd pay money just to hear her say "filibuster."

Anonymous said...

I feel ashamed to admit it, but I want her to lie to me.

Anonymous said...

OK, I'm really not ashamed about that.

Anonymous said...

THAT's hot! Is she on anywhere in the U.S.?

Anonymous said...

Joan of Arc turned newsreader.

She can help viewers get in touch with their inner Frenchman.

But I hear she's a Mike Moore groupie(/freeps heads explode)!!

Anonymous said...

[...the "freedom fry" brigade.]

Actually, didn't the "author" of that go all ballistic on the Chimperator last year?

And yes, I'd tune in every night if she were reading the news. I might even try to learn a few words of French ("Madamoiselle, vous les vous dances la Bastrang, la Bastrang?" -- from a Qeubecois fiddle tune -- is about it so far, and I KNOW I misspelled half the words in that short bit there).


Anonymous said...

Perspicacious, incisive analysis -- with cleavage! But I really want to know: does she do commentary?

Mr. Commentary

Anonymous said...

I've been watching French news for years here in Montreal, and what amazes me is not that they have exceptionally beautiful women reading the news (after all, we supposedly try to on our networks) but that they have DAMN GOOD exceptionally hot women.

Anne Sinclair ( used to host a devestatingly insightful news show called "7 sur 7", which had political figures on to discuss the news of the week. She knew her stuff, demanded answers, and never let someone skate. If she couldn't get a straight answer out of them, she told the audience she didn't think she had gotten a straight answer before moving on to the next question.

She also won a poll in France one year of "woman I would most like to sleep with", topping noted sex celebreties of the time. (Early 90s.)

Anonymous said...

Wow, just to hear her speak french and then to give her my french fry!

What a hottie!

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